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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here




Guys! I’m serious! 

No, I’m sirius! You’re James!

*collective groan from hogwarts staff and students*

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My sister just said: “Jesus has the biggest Sims game ever” 




Its hard having your favorite Disney movie be one that almost no one has ever heard of.

Wait, are you telling me that there are people who don’t know about The Great Mouse Detective? Really? 

None of my friends had even heard of it till I told them about it

Oh God, why? 

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